"Like if you want to learn more about our breed or any other breed you can sniff over to the American Kennel Clubs website @ http://www.akc.org/."  "If you want to learn about Miniature Schnauzers then you can chill here  http://www.akc.org/breeds/recbreeds/minsch.cfm"   "Hey Ruddie, why are we call miniature."  "Because we are small or short Bennie"  "Shut-up, get out of town, who is calling me short!!!   "I will hurt somebody here."  "Calm down Bennie, alot of breeds have miniatures and some even have toy."  "You mean toys like in let's play."  "No Bennie like smaller than miniature."  "Hey Ruddie!"  "What Bennie."  "I looked in this thing the other day and saw a hugh Schnauzer looking back at mean."  "I... I... I  think that was me, because I have passed by it before and the dude walking, was walking like me."  "I sniffed it and it sniffed me back, but I couldn't smell anything."  "I tried to sniffed his butt, but each time I tried, he moved away from me."  "Bennie maybe that was you."  "You think Ruddie."  "Naaa we are not miniatures, we are big boys."  "That's cool Ruddie."